In a recent scientific journal, the recent apocalyptic events affecting Planet Earth have been discussed. It states, "In times past, humanity lived on Mars. After the Martian industrial revolution, volcanoes became active and swallowed the land areas, turning the seas upside down..."
This is why, said a spokesperson, that mars is now covered in sand.
The seas flipped, and the seabed, (sand), rose to the surface.
Planet Earth is now heading down that same path, He said.
In 20 years and 4 months time, Earth will become the second Red Planet, and we will move on to colonize and destroy our next home.
NASA will again become the giant moving company it was in times past and will continue our Galactic journey.
Pack warm clothing and your monkey, and kiss the dog goodbye...
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