DINOSAURS: THE HARD FACTS.

    Before the 19th century, when giant bones turned up, they were taken as evidence of dragons, or giant victims of Noah's Flood.
Today, everyone thinks that dinosaurs lived on earth from 200 million years ago, until they abruptly died out around 135 million years later. Mentor  monkey and myself have spent years searching for any written records they might have left, such as newspapers or suicide noteus and ‘till now, we have not found even one.
This tells me that:-
a. they had computers and didn’t need written records, and
b. they didn’t leave suicide notes.
     Computers make sense, as everyone has a computer, even if their day they only had primative ones made from trees and vines.
We don’t find any of these now because humans started maybe 200,000 years ago. Quickly, the humans evolved and invented stone axes, with which they destroyed dinosaur computers.
The second point makes things more obvious. No suicide notes mean no suicides.
      These dinosaurs did not die out, but some fled from the aggressive humans, and lived in caves in remote areas of unpopulated land. Most were lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time. When the one land mass (Pangaea), spit in two during the Jurassic period, Humans were isolated on one land mass and bony and spiky Dinosaurs on the other. The humans landmass divided and re- divided to form the continents that we know and love today. The Dinosaurs landmass however has never divided, but is hidden somewhere beyond the horizon. Many airforce pilots have seen Dinosaurland with its bony and spiky residents, but have been sworn to silence by their governments. We know this, because they have never spoken about what they must have seen.
       Ask yourself, “in what sense are we humans improvements over Dinosaurs?” From our meagre fossil records we know they were bigger, bonier, spikier, stronger, and more adapted to their environment than mankind. In contrast, we are smaller, softer, smoother and less adapted to our environment.
We need cars- Dinosaurs have four legs.
We need clothes-Dinosaurs have thick skin or fur; .
We need houses- Dinosaurs can make do living in caves.
We  need supermarkets- Dinosaurs eat free food and small pebbles.
We need jobs- Dinosaurs have a well organised social welfare system that doesn’t even need paperwork, thereby saving their rain forests.
         Added together, these points lead us to the only conclusion possible.   If a species really was to become extinct it would be us. The few lesser Dinosaurs that missed the boat when Pangaea split in two, (small light-boned theropods scuttling for their lives underfoot), have evolved in a way that makes them almost invisible to our weak human binocular vision. These became microbes, mosquitoes and tiks. Some grew feathers and became birds. For example- Seagulls who live a natural dinosaur life eating free food, and even sparrows, the least of the Dinosaur kingdom live secretly in our gardens under our very noses. They are waiting patiently for humanity to die out so they can once again rule the Earth.
     I will continue to work patiently for you all, to bring enlightenment to the few that can accept the truth…
                        FACTUAL KERRY