f was a mistake,,, WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO TYPE WAS "another use for cans of sardines" my mentor, Monkey, who is at present tuna fishing in the north sea, emailed this idea worth sharing with you.. "HOW TO KEEP YOUR WINDSHIELD CLEAN" 1. park your car on the street overnight. 2. open a can of sardines (tuna works too) 3. smear the entire contents on your dirty car windows and go to bed. 4. wake up to your nice clean windows that have been licked sparkling clean by neighborhood cats and tall dogs. 5. drive to the supermarket for a trunkload of little fish. 6. drive home smugly. 7. most importantly, BE HAPPY ALL DAY THAT YOU CAN CONTROL CATS AT LAST
f was a mistake,,,
ReplyDeleteWHAT I REALLY MEANT TO TYPE WAS "another use for cans of sardines"
my mentor, Monkey, who is at present tuna fishing in the north sea, emailed this idea worth sharing with you..
"HOW TO KEEP YOUR WINDSHIELD CLEAN"
1. park your car on the street overnight.
2. open a can of sardines (tuna works too)
3. smear the entire contents on your dirty car windows and go to bed.
4. wake up to your nice clean windows that have been licked sparkling clean by neighborhood cats and tall dogs.
5. drive to the supermarket for a trunkload of little fish.
6. drive home smugly.
7. most importantly, BE HAPPY ALL DAY THAT YOU CAN CONTROL CATS AT LAST