MEDICAL MARVELS.

For those who have a scientific bent 

(OR IS THAT A BENT SCIENTIFIC?)

     As a being who loves scientific breakthroughs, I feel obliged to pass on interesting and invaluable portions from my vast knowledgable resources for your up-liftingment.

     My hero, monkey, works in medical research and development and has perfected abdominal surgery practices.       He found that by getting patients to swallow two magnets prior to surgery, he could put them under, and by means of keyhole surgery glue one magnet on either side of the proposed scalpel cut.

    When ready to open the abdomen, he simply reverses the magnets polarity, and they tear a straight line between them making a neat entry for the proposed surgical procedure. (and Yes; they ARE strong enough)

    

     At closing time, the magnets are realigned and spring together, thus making ugly out of date stitches obsolete.

The patient is discharged sooner, and the magnets are left until such time as they dissolve (Usually 3 or 4 weeks after the scar has healed)

  AS A BONUS, PATIENTS ARE ABLE TO LAUGH IMMEDIATELY ON WAKING....

                         At your service as always....
                                                             FACTUAL KERRY.