warning from Factual Kerry

i failed to mention in my windowcleaner tuition (f)

do not under any circumstances lose concentration and spead sardines on your cat.
this is how people get those horrible hairless cats...
(you know who you are.)
NO ONE believes that special breed stuff
 
 My second best friend, Peg, makes the mistake of her life...

No I can't run over! get off my phone and call emergency services!!!