How to lose weight quickly.

The person who knows everything has another secret for you.

Here, you combine your iphone pics with your willpower to be the envy of all.

STEP 1. Go to the cake shop and photograph seven of the most delisious cakes you can find.
STEP 2. As a food replacement plan, lick one photo a day as many times as you want.
STEP 3. Run to the mirror you previously avoided and watch the pounds fleeing in terror.
STEP 4. Run to the bank, and see how your savings have grown.

Monkey and factual kerry have strictly followed this plan for three years and are loving it.
(FOR PARTIES WITH YOUR NEW THIN FRIENDS, JUST TAKE MORE PHOTOS...THE BIGGER THE BETTER)

See, it works.
yours weightlessly:
FACTUALKERRY